Hattress

Mad as a hatter,
so says I,
I'm quick and witty,
plus full of pride,
I can dance the doors off,
and rock the land,
what land you may ask,
why Wonder Land,
my dimwitted friend,
so walk with me to this beautiful view,
use your feet and tap your shoes,
it's easy you see if we count to three,
I can take you where time is a trick of the mind,
And I will become a mere dream.